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Re: Crouchie's Poker Thread The fish's stacks have dwindled and so too I presume are my implied odds. Almost doubled my Pkr roll and I'm just a few hundred points from clearing a bonus. 3 winning sessions and no losing sessions and calling it quits before I donkey off. Just a shame I didn't take advantage of the Hendon Mob's rakeback for PKR :(

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Re: Crouchie's Poker Thread A real grinding 3hrs, only one decent pot played: Money Type: REAL MONEY Blinds are now $0.10/$0.25 Button is at seat 3 Seat 1: CygnusX1 - $10.80 Seat 2: KimiRaikkonen - $22.95 Seat 3: sundodger - $30.58 Seat 4: TheDutchman - $9.72 Seat 5: dirtymonkey69 - $26.32 Seat 6: MrMacavoy - $30.50 Seat 7: matthutch - $6.24 Seat 8: fragster - $18.31 Seat 9: nasp26 - $52.09 Seat 10: maverick171 - $0 (away from table) Moving Button to seat 4 dirtymonkey69 posts small blind ($0.10) MrMacavoy posts big blind ($0.25) Shuffling Deck Dealing Cards Dealing [9c 9s] to KimiRaikkonen matthutch: if u play you should upload some vids too matthutch folds fragster folds nasp26 calls $0.25 CygnusX1 folds KimiRaikkonen calls $0.25 sundodger calls $0.25 TheDutchman folds matthutch: thats what its there for maverick171: that's me.. I'm outta here! matthutch: laters dude dirtymonkey69 calls $0.25 MrMacavoy checks Dealing Flop [9h 5h Tc] dirtymonkey69 checks MrMacavoy bets $1 nasp26 calls $1 KimiRaikkonen raises to $2 sundodger folds maverick171: dutchman, let me know about this game you got going.. dirtymonkey69 folds MrMacavoy calls $2 nasp26 calls $2 Dealing Turn [5d] MrMacavoy checks nasp26 checks KimiRaikkonen bets $2.50 MrMacavoy raises to $7.50 nasp26 folds KimiRaikkonen calls $7.50 Dealing River [6h] TheDutchman: i was kidding sorry MrMacavoy bets $5 KimiRaikkonen raises to $13.20 (all-in) MrMacavoy calls $13.20 KimiRaikkonen shows [9c 9s] MrMacavoy shows [Kd Ts] Taking Rake of $2.43 from pot 1 KimiRaikkonen has Full House, 9s over 5s KimiRaikkonen wins $46.22 with: Full House, 9s over 5s

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Re: Crouchie's Poker Thread Well, what a bizarre game of poker on pkr. Started off gettin gr8 hands, but missing everything so i lost a lot, then bluffed a couple, but i should have known you couldn't bluff on there:unsure... then i hit a few good cards and make some dough back. Then to top the night off i have bullets, fella goes all in with open-end straight draw hoping to catch a card and of course to sum my luck up they did :eyes It's so frustrating to play on there as they call with any 2 cards at any time, i'm sure there's money to be made, but not tonight :sad WD crouch on your plays m8, you're solid :ok PS. Now i feel like the worst player ever. Confused. :loon

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Re: Crouchie's Poker Thread Cheers mate. Two important lessons I have found on PKR is don't bluff. Fish love to call with 3 high. Check-Call is almost always the way IMO. Even hands like A-Q, A-J, I prefer to limp unless on the button or cut-off because if you miss there's no continuation bet because they just call. Keep it small unless you have the nuts, or close to. The other lesson is people think top pair is the nuts. You saw checkdeflo go all-in with $20 with K6 on a board of Kxx. As you can see when i flopped trip 9s too people love to overestimate top pair. Again, no bluffing lol. If you've got middle pair it's often just best to let it go IMO because a better spot is always just around the corner. When in doubt I much prefer to check-call rather than try and semi-bluff or betting for information. People don't like their chips and this is really the only information there ever is to get.

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Re: Crouchie's Poker Thread Nade, with so many calling stations around I really think you needed to raise a bit more than just the min. That being said, I like that you gave me a chance to flop a set cheaply :tongue2 Money Type: REAL MONEY Blinds are now $0.10/$0.25 Button is at seat 9 Seat 1: se7en77 - $64.77 Seat 2: vasika - $20.96 (away from table) Seat 3: YanBl - $8.94 Seat 5: 27Nade - $25.02 Seat 6: bigkiwi - $17.70 Seat 7: Drafter - $5.48 Seat 8: vonPaul - $17.03 Seat 9: KimiRaikkonen - $30.22 Seat 10: MrMacavoy - $25.61 Moving Button to seat 10 se7en77 posts small blind ($0.10) YanBl posts big blind ($0.25) Shuffling Deck Dealing Cards Dealing [2s 2c] to KimiRaikkonen 27Nade raises to $0.50 bigkiwi folds Drafter calls $0.50 vonPaul folds KimiRaikkonen calls $0.50 MrMacavoy calls $0.50 se7en77 calls $0.50 YanBl calls $0.50 Dealing Flop [4d Qh 5s] se7en77 checks YanBl checks 27Nade bets $0.70 Drafter raises to $2 KimiRaikkonen folds MrMacavoy folds se7en77 folds YanBl folds 27Nade raises to $5.90 Drafter calls $4.98 (all-in) Returning $0.92 to 27Nade uncalled 27Nade shows [Ac Ad] Drafter shows [6s 7h] Dealing Turn [3d] Dealing River [2d] Taking Rake of $0.64 from pot 1 27Nade has Straight, 5 high Drafter has Straight, 7 high Drafter wins $12.32 with: Straight, 7 high

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Re: Crouchie's Poker Thread Sometimes people make stupid raises. I figured out worst he has a small pocket pair and I'll race him because I was starved for action. Money Type: REAL MONEY Blinds are now $0.10/$0.25 Button is at seat 9 Seat 1: Thorte74 - $3.90 Seat 2: JadenXL - $22.77 Seat 3: mcian - $48.91 Seat 5: SoMarvelous - $5 Seat 7: sgang - $24 Seat 8: KimiRaikkonen - $37.67 Seat 9: LunKKi - $18.65 Seat 10: Wezostyle - $10.80 Moving Button to seat 10 Thorte74 posts small blind ($0.10) JadenXL posts big blind ($0.25) SoMarvelous posts $0.25 Shuffling Deck Dealing Cards Dealing [As Kc] to KimiRaikkonen mcian folds SoMarvelous checks sgang folds Player [***NO PLAYER***] brings $20 to table [1826131] KimiRaikkonen calls $0.25 LunKKi calls $0.25 Wezostyle raises to $10.80 (all-in) Thorte74 folds JadenXL folds SoMarvelous folds KimiRaikkonen raises to $37.67 (all-in) LunKKi folds Returning $26.87 to KimiRaikkonen uncalled KimiRaikkonen shows [As Kc] Wezostyle shows [Kd Qs] Dealing Flop [Qh 3s 8s] Dealing Turn [Ad] Dealing River [Ah] Taking Rake of $1.12 from pot 1 KimiRaikkonen has Three of a Kind: Aces KimiRaikkonen wins $21.33 with: Three of a Kind: Aces

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Re: Crouchie's Poker Thread I should have gone all-in on the turn (I think) as the texture of the flop wasn't the best, but for whatever reason didn't. I think something about me wanted to keep things smaller as I didn't have a boat. Money Type: REAL MONEY Blinds are now $0.10/$0.25 Button is at seat 6 Seat 1: Boxie - $8.80 Seat 2: dreamraider - $20.66 Seat 3: middi - $24.37 Seat 4: KimiRaikkonen - $45.04 Seat 5: Nelson6996 - $9.40 Seat 6: PokerFire - $21.68 Seat 7: WillCurrie - $24.94 Seat 8: theloosescrew - $20.12 Seat 9: kspgabbe - $25.97 Moving Button to seat 7 kspgabbe: been in afghanistan 4 7 months is that enough?? theloosescrew posts small blind ($0.10) kspgabbe posts big blind ($0.25) Shuffling Deck Dealing Cards Dealing [7d 7s] to KimiRaikkonen Boxie calls $0.25 dreamraider raises to $0.75 middi calls $0.75 KimiRaikkonen calls $0.75 Nelson6996 folds PokerFire folds WillCurrie folds theloosescrew folds kspgabbe calls $0.75 Boxie calls $0.75 Dealing Flop [7c 3c 2s] theloosescrew: that all kspgabbe bets $1 theloosescrew: was in Baghdad when u were in ur Dads bag Boxie folds dreamraider folds middi folds KimiRaikkonen calls $1 Dealing Turn [Ad] kspgabbe: i guess not, if u r 27 kspgabbe bets $2 kspgabbe: junior theloosescrew: i retired at 27 Player [***NO PLAYER***] brings $20 to table [1826131] KimiRaikkonen calls $2 Dealing River [6c] theloosescrew: didnt say i was 27 now kspgabbe: what are you 50? Nelson6996: i was in korea kspgabbe bets $5 KimiRaikkonen calls $5 Taking Rake of $0.99 from pot 1 kspgabbe shows [Kc Tc] kspgabbe has Flush, King high KimiRaikkonen mucks Nelson6996: shup up all kspgabbe wins $18.86 with: Flush, King high

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Cheers mate. Two important lessons I have found on PKR is don't bluff. Fish love to call with 3 high. Check-Call is almost always the way IMO. Even hands like A-Q, A-J, I prefer to limp unless on the button or cut-off because if you miss there's no continuation bet because they just call. Keep it small unless you have the nuts, or close to. The other lesson is people think top pair is the nuts. You saw checkdeflo go all-in with $20 with K6 on a board of Kxx. As you can see when i flopped trip 9s too people love to overestimate top pair. Again, no bluffing lol. If you've got middle pair it's often just best to let it go IMO because a better spot is always just around the corner. When in doubt I much prefer to check-call rather than try and semi-bluff or betting for information. People don't like their chips and this is really the only information there ever is to get.
Thanks for the info, i'm gonna go for a stint on there now ,im like a wounded animal, always fighting back :@
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Thanks for the info' date=' i'm gonna go for a stint on there now ,im like a wounded animal, always fighting back :@[/quote'] I'm on the only active table atm. My god I'm licking my lips at the play of some of these players, but I can't catch a cold. See you at the tables.
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Re: Crouchie's Poker Thread Some, no, most of the plays or just unreal after playing 'decent' poker on the ipoker network where people actually play poker you have to adjust your game to suit, which is tough, but there's no way you can get away with playing proper poker on there because they play with any 2 cards lol. GL m8 :ok

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This is just craziness. The fact I can't get a hand is killing me!
:loon. Nice trip 9's btw ;) was another loose bet by me... playing way too loose atm, need to tighten that belt- it works well for you:ok Just made an emmbarrsingly bad play with pocket J's with two Kings on the flop, thought he might be bluffing. Just having a shocker :spank
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:loon. Nice trip 9's btw ;) was another loose bet by me... playing way too loose atm' date=' need to tighten that belt- it works well for you:ok[/quote'] Pre-Flop: Play like a cripple - limp limp limp Flop if miss: Play like a catholic school girl - tight tight tight! Flop if hit: Attack as if a drugged up Hilary Duff was lying on your bed
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Re: Crouchie's Poker Thread That konega could be a stand-in for eeoor out of winnie the pooh and he has $65. Don't know wether i could have got more from the set 9's, thought if i go all in he'll fold like he has to a couple of others. Back on track for PL :dude

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That konega could be a stand-in for eeoor out of winnie the pooh and he has $65. Don't know wether i could have got more from the set 9's, thought if i go all in he'll fold like he has to a couple of others. Back on track for PL :dude
With the flush draw that was out there I'd have gone all-in on the turn. Just gotta call Johnnyboy with a pair of aces too, he loves QJ too much! Still, with so many donks out there I feel like I've not got anywhere near enough chips.
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Re: Crouchie's Poker Thread He wouldn't have called, just re-raised him again and he laid down. Couldn't believe he called with the J, though i just called a lower pair because bladesman has been raising a lot, oh well, got me some info.

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Re: Crouchie's Poker Thread Yeah, the table has got a bit tighter :eyes... but i'm sure it'll pick up. Relieved i just recovered my stack then after a run of slightly bad luck and slightly poor play. was worried she had a FH. That was an unlucky hand where you were behind on the flop, in front on the turn then lost it on the river :cry. The dramas of poker!

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Yeah, the table has got a bit tighter :eyes... but i'm sure it'll pick up. Relieved i just recovered my stack then after a run of slightly bad luck and slightly poor play. was worried she had a FH. That was an unlucky hand where you were behind on the flop, in front on the turn then lost it on the river :cry. The dramas of poker!
The players involved in the pot had small stacks, there was no implied odds so I was just playing normal poker. True to pkr though they call when they shouldnt and win when they were dominated!
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It gets like that. The $7 pot I won earlier I took down with absolutely nothing. Got bored and Maximum seemed a bit passive so thought I'd try and pick him off. Back into my shell :tongue2
Very nice :ok. I'm just calling with marginal hands, the only hands i'm getting, and seem to be getting nowhere near anything. Hate poker when it's like this.
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Very nice :ok. I'm just calling with marginal hands, the only hands i'm getting, and seem to be getting nowhere near anything. Hate poker when it's like this.
The fish have disappeared and it's pretty boring now. I hope they get paid soon so they can come back and make this worthwhile.
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