dave Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Thought it might be useful to have a thread of bad players, so we can find some good seats easily. I'm going to start the ball rolling with a guy called poly168 who can be found on the 6 seat $1/$2 NL tables on bet365. So far today I've seen him whittle away $500, and when he left my table I searched for him, and sat down next to him where, as expected he has already made a start on the next $200. He will ALWAYS call pre-flop unless there is a bigger than 2x BB raise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jezza Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: The Fish Thread :rollin@ this thread. macattack on ladbrokes is one I can vividly remember and richard_hung on poker stars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave Posted February 1, 2005 Author Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: The Fish Thread Any chance you could make this a sticky Jezza? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jezza Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: The Fish Thread sunshine and london007 on the crypto servers argghh I have loads noted but will post them when they come to mind :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burt Saddo Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: The Fish Thread Now this could be a very useful thread fellas.:clap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cains Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: The Fish Thread Just hope my name dont pop up here.. :hope / cains Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norfolk Enchance Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: The Fish Thread The Fish Thread :lol Nice idea Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waynemcke Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: The Fish Thread Top idea! Look out for Superjez on Laddies. ;) Tight as a gnats chuff then bets big every now and again when he's got rockets. Oh, this was the Fish thread! :o :loon ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jezza Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: The Fish Thread :rollin not just rockets m8 but an A on the flop as well is needed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Mars Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: The Fish Thread Mapex Plays oN Bet365 50c/1$ tables - have seen him/her lose 100$ twice in literally 20 mniutes each time playing POT LIMIT Raises with nothing from anywhere. Will try to buy the pot on the river. Have called him him on the river after chunky bets by him and he's always had NOTHING :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punter66 Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 Re: The Fish Thread Punter66 - totally useless Led at the first break with 45,000+ chips (23 remaining from 51 entrants) and then got impatient and blew it all very quickly, finishin 14th, 3 places out of the money. Amateur :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave Posted May 19, 2005 Author Share Posted May 19, 2005 Re: The Fish Thread Sfman614 Prima $1/2 tables I saw him on. The whole table was disappointed when he left. I hope he was drunk, because no-one should be able to play that bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave Posted May 19, 2005 Author Share Posted May 19, 2005 Re: The Fish Thread He keeps on going, must have lost about $300 in last 30 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave Posted May 19, 2005 Author Share Posted May 19, 2005 Re: The Fish Thread This guy is a serious fish - he's lost another $200, about $100 of that to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zarathustra Posted May 21, 2005 Share Posted May 21, 2005 Re: The Fish Thread Nitro- on the £2/4 limit at crypto. Wanted dead or alive. Too many to mention on the limit at crypto. Sendraget on the pot limit isn't much kop imo. Also 'meny' or 'zany' can't remember which, one is a maniac the other a big fish. Both play pot limit on crypto. One of the villians launched a huge bluff at me with nothing at pot limit on the flop, then the turn, I still called, so he strapped his Japanese kamikaze bandanna on and went all in on the river, I called with top pair queen kicker and he turns over king high. Previously I've seen the other call a big river bet on a dangerous board with Ace high (against the other fool who had bottom pair) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Mardell Posted May 21, 2005 Share Posted May 21, 2005 Re: The Fish Thread The trouble with so called "fish" is that even they can be dealt big hands sometimes. Can burn of a lot of chips hunting em down and if you luck aint in you can end up losing heavily yourself. However it is common knowledge that these players will leak like the titanic over the long haul, and that the better players will be draining their chips. Dave Colclough target phil helmuth at the WSOP. The toughest player at the table. His reasoning was that being the best player at the table he was ammasing chips from the dead money. Taking all the risk ascosiated with it as well. He figured that he only had to out play phil once or twice to collect what he had made from the dead money. So alllll the money flowed from the dead wood to phil, and the Dave C knicked it from Phil. Nice strategy :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Mardell Posted May 21, 2005 Share Posted May 21, 2005 Re: The Fish Thread Oh and I forgot to add Dave_M at Ladbrokes poker is a massive "Nemo". Is prone to getting bored and calling down your AA with A2o :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stekinguk Posted May 21, 2005 Share Posted May 21, 2005 Re: The Fish Thread Just finished some £.50/1 at willhill, a player called nybsta or something similar tells everyone that he is off to bed but before he goes he is going to go all in every hand. So I decide I am calling with any Kx,Ax or pair so he just picks up the blinds for his first 4 all ins which has his stack at £40. The next hand someone flat calls from MP and he goes all in from the big blind for £40, the limper calls and shows A-5s while our all-in guy shows K-10, the ace high holds up and he thanks everyone for the game and leaves. Just wish I had got a hand to bust him with :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave Posted May 21, 2005 Author Share Posted May 21, 2005 Re: The Fish Thread The trouble with so called "fish" is that even they can be dealt big hands sometimes. Can burn of a lot of chips hunting em down and if you luck aint in you can end up losing heavily yourself. As long as you are playing at blinds well within your bankroll, then you will get it back off them in the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave Posted May 22, 2005 Author Share Posted May 22, 2005 Re: The Fish Thread gti56 $1/2 of Prima - similar to sfman614, but tends to buy in with lesser amounts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Puntalot Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Re: The Fish Thread Play_4_Money on Bet365, bets very aggressively and tries to bully, but I took him to the cleaners as previously posted with AK and AA in consecutive hands. :ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 Re: The Fish Thread I don't know if he's a fish, but there is someone called casey (followed by some numbers) who plays like a ****ing prick and causes the table he sits at to clear out. He probably is a fish, but you could not stand to be on the same table as him anyway. He is on pokerstars. :puke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
friskyfitz Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 Re: The Fish Thread Play_4_Money on >Bet365, bets very aggressively and tries to bully, but I took him to the cleaners as previously posted with AK and AA in consecutive hands. :ok funny enough....i have him as one of my poker buddies will bully everything in sight but then gets taken to the cleaners by KK or AA or QQ.... he raised some great hands of mine in a MTT recently and I could not afford to take the chance so folded and waited.... sure enough I took him out within 5 hands with 5,5 and a 5 on flop and KK all-in. His last 360 chips went all in against AA against the second smallest stack..... JUSTICE WILL PREVAIL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruise Pristene Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Re: The Fish Thread foxy_dawg on 8888.com he just cant read what hands people might have, goes all-in with high pairs like KK, even though cards on table are like A4875 without considering someone might have a six and gets taken out all the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr klemenski Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Re: The Fish Thread bush1uk on Betfair is a maniac. blew £40 in 20 minutes on £0.50/£1 or $0.50/$1 table can't remember which. raising and re raising on anything. Major queues to get on the table! He kept sitting out to come back with more money despite getting the ridiculed by a few members of the table. I can only think he was drunk or chemically assisted or a teen using his dad's credit card. If you sit down with him please let me know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaF Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Re: The Fish Thread :tongue2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norfolk Enchance Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Re: The Fish Thread Always wander why people abuse bad players. If your nice to them then they might stick around/come back for more. If someone makes a bad play against me I'm not gonna point it out to them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave Posted July 26, 2005 Author Share Posted July 26, 2005 Re: The Fish Thread Agreed, best to just say unlucky, they probably think they were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
friskyfitz Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Re: The Fish Thread Had a player on Paddy Power last night and added him to my buddy list as he was v.generous with his money - once going all in with 2,2 pocket and 5,6,7 on the board.. I had 6,7 suited and was on Big blind anyway when he left the table about $150 lighter i went to check his name in my buddies list and there was NOTHING!!! cue a twenty minute chat with one of the hosts on the chat section, he assured me that it will be back running and his name will appear there so when it does, I'll name and shame and as I said to the host, I just want to give him his money back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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