danno375 Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 i am retiring from poker. i think we all know that i am not a bad player but i can't hit a hand or my goods can't stand up or am beaten with the nuts at flop by flushes, two pairs etc. nothing i do works so i am retiring before i lose my mind. nice knowing you all. going to petrol bomb sporting odds hq now. don't weep for me. the morons might hear you. danno the dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PAULM03 Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 Re: retirement :rollin:rollin Sorry for laughing fella, but why not just play at a different site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danno375 Posted December 29, 2005 Author Share Posted December 29, 2005 Re: retirement wouldn't have the same dramatic impact if i said i wasn't playing there anymore!!!!! shhhhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocket Lady Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 Re: retirement :rollin:rollin:rollin You're going to be followed round by Fenners making threats like that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danno375 Posted December 29, 2005 Author Share Posted December 29, 2005 Re: retirement i am a fireman too pocket lady!!! and fenners is getting to my way of thinking too.......fixed aint it fenners??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valiant23 Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 Re: retirement :@ :@ :@ :@ You Yorkshire SoaB! Don't you put things like this up! You're not serious...are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocket Lady Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 Re: retirement i am a fireman too pocket lady!!! and fenners is getting to my way of thinking too.......fixed aint it fenners??? i know was thinking of you on Christmas Eve working hard to protect us all - But admit it - it's scary thinking that Fenners could be behind you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danno375 Posted December 29, 2005 Author Share Posted December 29, 2005 Re: retirement pocket lady....fenners behind me in getting battered on SO!!! Mr V....what did i put that upset you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valiant23 Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 Re: retirement This!!! retirement I was playing in an MTT and Pocket Lady shouted, "Danno's packing it in - he's giving up poker!!":( I was upset, honest, and I couldn't do anything because I was too busy inflicting bad beats left right and centre on VC poker.:sad You can't make threads like this without asking me first. Have I missed the point or something? If so then I'm sorry. :unsure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danno375 Posted December 29, 2005 Author Share Posted December 29, 2005 Re: retirement well ok valiant... I shall pause for a short while and then get back and hammer you heads up!!! hee hee hee just a new line on my bad beats!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brael Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 Re: retirement i am retiring from poker. :drums and the band played believe it if you like... c'mon danno we all know you couldn't live without winding us PL'ers up! ;) PS You're not serious are you?? :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danno375 Posted December 30, 2005 Author Share Posted December 30, 2005 Re: retirement I might have no choice but to be serious! I play the good hands and they get beaten every time. Carries on today. Played 2 lost 2 All my games are on 5 seater tables. So I should be able to cream money off some of them! Got beaten by a 6 2 that someone called my all in on. He hit trips! Why would he call it? Why do the decks always give these tubes what they need to beat good hands? Only on Sporting Odds! Just held q 9 spades. Flop 9 6 2 off with one spade. Large bet. Turn 4. all in by me. river 3. He held ace 5! He needed 2 cards to get a hand ( excepting his ace coming up). He called needing an ace from 2 cards. I am sure he wasn't thinking about his straight draw. Tosser. But this happens every time. I wait and wait to get a good hand. KK......someone one 5 seater table gets AA.... everytime....or else they call with j 7 and make the straight. I know the bad beat thread is full of my complaints but I can't afford to keep playing if I am throwing cash away. I worked hard on lower tables to play the $30 $50 and $100 short handed where the quality should be higher. If the quality is still lacking then I should be getting rich! It is honestly as if they know what cards are coming or if i make a raise with a good hand....A J at least the lop comes with a king and 2 rag... they go all in and I am screwed. I can't call and they shouldn't have with king 4 etc. But they do. I watch them callign each other and they call with dog poo and get beaten and then the same tossers call me and win. EVERY SINGLE TIME! I am not really quitting poker but I have to stop this. I don't know how. A big raise preflop or on the flop with top pair should see them off but I can't get them to lay the buggers down. Then they catch miracles on the turn and river. I wish you chaps could watch some of the games I play and you would be astounded at what happens. Danno the depressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaded Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 Re: retirement Danno... Wanna play heads up?! :rollin :rollin :rollin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocket Lady Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 Re: retirement :rollin@ Jaded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danno375 Posted December 31, 2005 Author Share Posted December 31, 2005 Re: retirement do i need to ask?????? Hand #165043251 at table: 5 Player $50 NL Started: Sat Dec 31 02:27:50 2005 DMI is at seat 1 with 2955.00 danno375 is at seat 2 with 1420.00 UBS AG is at seat 3 with 545.00 franke rod is at seat 4 with 1250.00 Satilaboy is at seat 5 with 3530.00 danno375 posts the large blind 200.00 DMI posts the small blind 100.00 DMI: --, -- danno375: Jd, Jc UBS AG: --, -- franke rod: --, -- Satilaboy: --, -- Pre-flop: UBS AG: Fold franke rod: Raise 600.00 Satilaboy: Call 600.00 DMI: Fold danno375: Call 600.00 Flop (Board: 3d, Js, 7d): danno375: Check franke rod: All in Satilaboy: Fold danno375: Call 650.00 Showdown: danno375 shows: Jd, Jc (three of a kind, Jacks) franke rod shows: 10c, Ah (high card, Ace) Turn (Board: 3d, Js, 7d, Qh): River (Board: 3d, Js, 7d, Qh, Ks): franke rod shows: 10c, Ah (ace high straight) Mainpot: franke rod wins the pot of 3200 with ace high straight (0.00 rake were taken for this hand) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
friskyfitz Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 Re: retirement :rollin:rollin:rollin Sorry mate - but you gotta laugh it so sick :eek:eek:eek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpe1ne Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 Re: retirement I thought about Retiring also over the last few weeks.Too many muppets with donkey poo hands calling and beating me, also walking into AK so many times and it holds up for the opponent.No matter how good we are playin with muppets around you are only gonna get screwed.Have a week off then slowly work your way back in.It's Soul Destroying but you have to get over it. Or are you suffering from Seasonal affected disorder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocket Lady Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 Re: retirement No - he's suffering from: "Premiumhandbeingcalledbymuppetsfloppingabloodywinagainitis!" :wall:wall:wall There's a lot of it about at the moment and quite a few of the members of the poker forum have been hit by this. The doctors recommend : Another beer. Prozac. Crash helmet for banging head against the wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danno375 Posted December 31, 2005 Author Share Posted December 31, 2005 Re: retirement damn right i am pocket lady!!! take a look at the latest. I played tight all through....got to money stage...... all in with ak and this moron calls with q 3!!!! Hand #165375295 at table: 5 Player $50 NL Started: Sat Dec 31 16:16:10 2005 danno375 is at seat 1 with 3385.00 sax80 is at seat 4 with 6165.00 danno375 posts the large blind 300.00 sax80 posts the small blind 150.00 danno375: Ad, Ks sax80: --, -- Pre-flop: sax80: Raise 600.00 danno375: All in sax80: Call 3685.00 Showdown: danno375 shows: Ad, Ks (high card, Ace) sax80 shows: 3d, Qd (high card, Queen) Flop (Board: 6s, 5c, 3h): Turn (Board: 6s, 5c, 3h, 8h): River (Board: 6s, 5c, 3h, 8h, 4h): sax80 shows: 3d, Qd (a pair of Threes) Mainpot: sax80 wins the pot of 7370 with a pair of Threes (0.00 rake were taken for this hand) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danno375 Posted January 1, 2006 Author Share Posted January 1, 2006 Re: retirement Almost out of cash on sporting odds now. had $800 a week ago. just played a $50 short handed. Big chip leader. Raised pre flop with A J. Got a caller. Flop j 2 6. put him all in. turn.....2.. river ....8 He wins after calling the big chip leader with a 7 5 offsuit and hitting a very lucky straight. Arse was smug after winning too. Thats 3 played this morning. 3 lost. I give up. Happy New Year. Fcuk sporting odds. No matter what Gaf says about odds and percentages....... There is dirty work afoot. Danno the bloke who now needs a new window and a new keyboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaF Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 Re: retirement Fcuk sporting odds. No matter what Gaf says about odds and percentages....... There is dirty work afoot. Hey Danno - I'm converted - you were right all along!!!!!! http://www.punterslounge.com/forum/showpost.php?p=332991&postcount=36 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danno375 Posted January 1, 2006 Author Share Posted January 1, 2006 Re: retirement i am deadly serious gaf........ i know we have discussed the likelihood of genuine fixed sites but sporting odds is beyond a joke. i know chimps will call anything but they always win. i want to know if there is any way we can have them investigated. anyone know magnum pi phone number? it is theft.....no less Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danno375 Posted January 1, 2006 Author Share Posted January 1, 2006 Re: retirement update. just won a game! was down to 160 chips and had 6 2 diamonds. hit a 6 on the turn and threw it all in and was called and won! went on to win. had k k... raised.... called heads up. ace on flop! bet....call. bet....call bet all in ( on tilt remember) he called. he had nothing! the silly bets and calls goes my way! still totally fixed mind you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaF Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 Re: retirement lol - interestingly - SO (or Boss Media) are just about the only site that don't seem to store Hand Histories on your hard drive (and only the last 5 hands are available within the software) making it all but impossible to check for ourselves the long term trends of the cards dealt!!!! So I thought I'd check on their website who their auditors were who verified the randomness of the cards - guess what - I couldn't find any!!!! I thought they all had them...... So I got onto live help...... Please wait for a site operator to respond. You are now chatting with 'Holly' Holly: How may I help you today? you: Hello. i'm just interested, do you have independent auditors who verify the randomness of the cards dealt? Holly: Yes we do have independant auditors you: Is there a statement from them anywhere? I've looked on your website but can't find anything (everyone else seems to have them) Holly: Please click on the following link Holly: :void(0)'>http://www.sportingoddsgames.com/c/content/casino/index.html Holly: then at the bottom click on Security then on Payout Review you: Thankyou - however that relates solely to the casino - and not the Poker Room Holly: Please email [email protected] regarding this you: Ok - will do - thanks for your help Just to add - it doesn't look a long conversation - but it was when it takes minutes for "Holly" to respond to any question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenner Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 Re: retirement change to omaha with my $1500 winnings I thought I d see if I could make some money climbed to 1777 then up to yesterday lost gradually till was down to $600 playing texas short handed mainly $20 and $50 so thought Id play omaha put $100 on table 20 mins later had $750 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danno375 Posted January 1, 2006 Author Share Posted January 1, 2006 Re: retirement whoop di doo..... look at the big man and his big talk. talk about insensitive.........here we are about to commit suicide and he starts bragging about all the money he is winning! Gonna spit in his dinner tonight at work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danno375 Posted January 1, 2006 Author Share Posted January 1, 2006 Re: retirement again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brael Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 Re: retirement lmao worth noting that either Inside Edge or Poker Player are carrying out an investigation into poker sites and whether they're fixed or not. The report is due in the next issue... of whatever publication is doing it! :unsure I'd pull them all out to find out which but the ankle biters' teeth are way too sharp at the mo!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpe1ne Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 Re: retirement Hey Danno is this what your on about. One can hardly read any poker forum without running across individuals claiming that this or that site is rigged. Usually they are humiliated with the forum “experts†rudely telling them that the reason they’re losing is because they aren’t good poker players. I’m sad to say that I used to be one of those “experts.†I was one of the doubters until I actually caught one site cheating. If you view the image below it looks like a normal hand being played (certain information has been dedacted to protect the innocent). It looks normal unless you really examine the photo. Using some highly classified vector digital imaging software from the CIA I picked up on eBay for $50, I caught the dealer dealing off the bottom of the deck. I was as shocked as anyone but it all made sense once I thought about it. Notice in the picture above how they put that little box in front of the players sitting to the right and left of the dealer so as to obstruct their view. Players sitting that close would normally catch a dishonest dealer but “conveniently†the software blocks their view. Coincidence? Hardly! But that wasn’t the only cheating I caught. Notice the player to the right of the dealer in Seat 1. Notice anything out of place? Neither did I at first. But again, I used my imaging software to get a close up and guess what I see? He’s got a card hidden up his sleeve! I guess it should have been obvious after his fourth pocket aces in a row. So now I have proof that online poker is rigged and if anybody tries to tell you differently, they’re in on it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danno375 Posted January 1, 2006 Author Share Posted January 1, 2006 Re: retirement lol at clyde the slimey frog! I have seen that site too! Made me laugh....then i smashed up my computer again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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