calva decoy

Saturday's football day so won't be watching any of these .
2.10 Kempton - THUNDERCLAP 16/1 ( 4 places ) 
2.25 Uttoxeter - ALAPHILIPPE 50/1 ( 5 places ) 
3.00 Uttoxeter - AUTONOMOUS CLOUD 6/1 ( 4 places ) 
3.05 Thurles - PANA TO MILAN 9/2 ( 5 places ) 
All prices bet365 & with b.o.g. 
Oops , forgot stake , 10p each way , last of the big spenders , budgets are budgets , stick to em !
staked £3.00 
returns £0.22 , enough for a bag of pickled onion space raiders , note to self : avoid betting on Saturdays especially when you're at the football & not watching the racing !!!

Ain’t got no swedes have to be a parsnip I won 😂

I had a 50% win strike rate with my singles this festival which rose to 5 out of 6 winners including Sky's £ back if you lose on Tuesday & today with only Stage Star being a loser & that was a free bet although , I did lose 2 ante post bets but hey , it's just a bit of fun hence my small stakes bets as for multis v singles , each to their own as long as we make a dent in the bookies satchels .

Congrats to the winners & the 28 in profit over the 4 days , PL for running comp & @MCLARKE for his collating skills .

Congrats to the winners & the 28 in profit over the 4 days , PL for running comp & @MCLARKE for his collating skills .

I had a 50% win strike rate with my singles this festival which rose to 5 out of 6 winners including Sky's £ back if you lose on Tuesday & today with only Stage Star being a loser & that was a free bet although , I did lose 2 ante post bets but hey , it's just a bit of fun hence my small stakes bets as for multis v singles , each to their own as long as we make a dent in the bookies satchels .

About the only time I'm comfortable being the meat in a Zil/Calva sandwich! The latter no doubt now a pariah in the "singles only" community.
Thanks for running this @Zilzalian, you've made the job your own now! 
I'll have to do all my horse betting on a bus now based on the evidence of today. The stats don't lie, I'm rubbish when sat in front of the laptop and an absolute judge squinting at my phone on public transport.

You wouldn't believe the size of this imaginary trophy i made for this comp which you won and if you look at the no rules and your Champione comment you will know you have now got a very big swede to go with your Kudos so well done.

You're banned if we lose 

Champione , Champione , ole ole ole .
Do I win a hat or something ? 
First festival I've made £ on since Annie Power fell at the last & 1st I've not booked time off work to watch just strategic loo breaks at 8ish & 10ish for bet365 b.o.g. & even money on Ballyburn , State Man & either Facile Vega or Grey Dawning to win with Super Boost .
Roll on Aintree , I've got Thursday & Friday booked off & hoping Henderson's string are fully firing 😉

Champione , Champione , ole ole ole .
Do I win a hat or something ? 
First festival I've made £ on since Annie Power fell at the last & 1st I've not booked time off work to watch just strategic loo breaks at 8ish & 10ish for bet365 b.o.g. & even money on Ballyburn , State Man & either Facile Vega or Grey Dawning to win with Super Boost .
Roll on Aintree , I've got Thursday & Friday booked off & hoping Henderson's string are fully firing 😉

staked £3.00 
returns £115.20 
total weekly staked £12.00 
total weekly returns £129.21 
not bad , I'm gonna treat myself to a 4 pack of luxury branded baked beans & a 5 pack of pepperami's 😁 .

I know thank god tell you the truth French and all weather are my main money makers these days . Never know today could be the day 💰🤞😂

6.10 Newcastle - HARRY BROWN 9/1 eway William Hill ( 4 places ) . 4th , so a smidgen on top of stake back 👍

staked £3.00 
returns £115.20 
total weekly staked £12.00 
total weekly returns £129.21 
not bad , I'm gonna treat myself to a 4 pack of luxury branded baked beans & a 5 pack of pepperami's 😁 .

Not too shabby that 😲

staked £3.00 
returns £115.20 
total weekly staked £12.00 
total weekly returns £129.21 
not bad , I'm gonna treat myself to a 4 pack of luxury branded baked beans & a 5 pack of pepperami's 😁 .

Nice , I had a blind grandmother & used to read the numbers out to her on a Saturday afternoon when Grandstand was on , I was probably about 4 or 5 years old
I couldn't pronounce the horses names but she often picked winners out .

1.30 KARGESE 11/2 SKY ( £ back if your horse loses ) only £5 but , daft not to take up the offer . 2nd , ran well but Magniers winner looked a good thing , cash back so no loss .

staked £3.00 
returns £115.20 
total weekly staked £12.00 
total weekly returns £129.21 
not bad , I'm gonna treat myself to a 4 pack of luxury branded baked beans & a 5 pack of pepperami's 😁 .

staked £3.00 
returns £115.20 
total weekly staked £12.00 
total weekly returns £129.21 
not bad , I'm gonna treat myself to a 4 pack of luxury branded baked beans & a 5 pack of pepperami's 😁 .

I'll go ew on 2 Freddie Gingell rides,
210 Afadil 33/1 skybet 7pl.   5th. 👍
530 Sonigino 14/1 skybet 6pl.

1.30 KARGESE 11/2 SKY ( £ back if your horse loses ) only £5 but , daft not to take up the offer . 2nd , ran well but Magniers winner looked a good thing , cash back so no loss .

Nice , I had a blind grandmother & used to read the numbers out to her on a Saturday afternoon when Grandstand was on , I was probably about 4 or 5 years old
I couldn't pronounce the horses names but she often picked winners out .

2.10 ALFADIL 40/1 ( 6 places )  5th at 40/1 👍
3.30 CORAGH RAMBLER 12/1 ( 4 places ) 3rd at 14/1 👍
4.10 TIME LEADER 22/1 ( 3 places ) 3rd at 50/1 👍
5.30 THANKSFORTHEHELP 18/1 ( 5 places )  non runner ☹️
Good luck to all 👍