andypandy23 Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 There lived a very sad Welshman named Andy Pandy. A squirrel passed him in the park one day and noticed how sad he was. "What you crying for? You big poof" said the talking squirrel. Andy Pandy looked up: "That's a bit non-PC you can't say that" "I'm a talking squirrel you cnut, I think that means I can say whatever I want" "People aren't going to just excuse what you say because you're a squirrel" replied Andy Pandy. "Look cocksucker, if you don't want to tell me what's up that's fine, I'm sure there are plenty of people in this park who will be more than happy to chat to me, bigot or otherwise" Andy Pandy considered his situation. Finally he sighed, and said " @Darran hasn't posted any tips for a while and so I'm sad. He's away on holiday so I don't want to just come out and ask him, it feels rude " The squirrel just looked at Andy Pandy, Shook his head, and said "Jesus Christ man pull yourself together. I'm not even actually chatting with you, that's the drugs" then it ran off to look for some nuts, which is much more accurate squirrel-like behavior. G1dders 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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