Skandaal im Downpatrick!!!

[Sporting Sam]

Charlie the trainer has gone too far this time so far a ditty has been penned with apologies to the Spider Murphy Gang.

SKANDAL IM DOWNPATRICK

In Downpatrick there’s a Festival ,
But bookies have to move to the suburbs,
so that in this beautiful racecourse
The vice has no more chances.

But everyone is well informed,
as Charlie inserts an advert daily,
and if your betting doesn’t give you sweet lovin’,
it’s so good that Charlie’s there!

And outside of the big racecourse
the bookies get flat feet,
Scandal im Downpatrick ,
Scandal im Downpatrick ,
Scandal, scandal over Charlie

Yes, Charlie has a telephone,
I’ve got his number too,
under 32168,
there’s a boom throughout the night!

And outside in the Hotel L’Amour
the punters only feel bored,
because everybody who is tortured by his longings
simply dials Charlie’s number!

And outside on the Autobhan
Is where poor Karloss has to run!
Baron Charlie what have you done?
This monster you’ve created!
Scandal in the bookie free area,
Scandal, scandal over Charlie!

ANYWAY , Charlie has a telephone,
I’ve got his number too,
under 32168,
there’s a boom throughout the night!

And outside in the Hotel L’Amour the punters only feel bored,
because everybody who is tortured by his longings
simply dials Charlie’s number!

Charlies not happy he’s been caught out

where the cctv !! he shouts 

But if we had that in place you wouldn’t know where to put your face.

scandal ! scandal im Downpatrick 

scandal! scandal in Downpatrick 

SCANDAL! Scandal im Charlie!!

 

If your betting’s not komplete
Ole Charlie can get Spider-Man beat
Just to compliment your day
You can still get your lay

And outside of the big racecourse the bookies get flat feet,
Scandal im Downpatrick
Scandal in the bookie free area,
Scandal, scandal over Charlie
Scandal scandal scandal scandal
scandal

Edited August 30, 2023 by Sporting Sam

[MCLARKE]

What is he supposed to have done ?