Thanks @Darran, that's actually the perfect segway for me to re-post my non-league storm list from a few years ago. Don't have any for letters A and B of the alphabet for some reason, and quite frankly, I can't be bothered to think some up now, I'm too angry at the weather.
Storm Coupon Crusher
Storm Drizzle no bet
Storm Every time it rains (Pitch inspectors go insane)
Storm Fixture Failure
Storm Goodness gracious my spreadsheet is spacious
Storm Honey I shrunk the shortlist
Storm I don’t think we’ll make it to full-time
Storm Just the one game remaining
Storm Krone Killer (For non-league punters in the Danish sovereign wealth fund)
Storm Lost Lolly
Storm Money to the B 365
Storm No bet
Storm Off
Storm Push
Storm Questions need to be asked in parliament
Storm Refund
Storm Stakes returned
Storm Tarpaulin too much to ask for
Storm U gotta be kidding?!?!
Storm Void
Storm Why even bother if they’re not playing in the Tamplin Dome?
Storm X-pect the 1X messed with
Storm You only give (your stake to the same bet) twice
Storm Zealous over-use of the term ‘match abandoned’