Offramp

LADY DREAMER was a non-runner.
GREGARINA won at 14/1. The other 2 came nowhere. for the £3.30 I got £4.14 back.

LADY DREAMER was a non-runner.
GREGARINA won at 14/1. The other 2 came nowhere. for the £3.30 I got £4.14 back.

Too late now Harry joking was banned with the death of Bernard Manning and the fact you replied to this supports the new name. "The Pedantic" I was bored so i did a bit of renaming 😂 🤣😁
Zilzalian Twat in a Hat The Equaliser Beaker LeMale The Screenshot king Harry rag The Pedantic Mclarke The Automater Lee Greys The Shoveller Carole Downey The Planter Tony the Paint Rainbow BBBC Big Billy Ball Cock Richard Westwood The Tweaker Calva Decoy The Confuser The Brigadier The Napster

Being the naturally nosey twat that i am. Why do you type "winner" after all your prices?

Being ever optimistic I guess.  Actually, I don't type anything, I copy and paste from the Betfred website.  It is they who type winner.  In this time of supposed bookies helping out with gamblers not losing their shirts, I find it shocking that when I go to put in my 10p L15 the suggestion comes up £5, £10, £20 or ALL IN; how about that for betting responsibility?
Sorry that Kalpana lost yesterday you must have been disappointed.  I saw you had it in your L15

For me, yesterday was bloody awful, so hopefully this will be a bit better.

I chose 6 horses, at Skybet. They are all "paying 3 places instead of 2".
It's £0.10 EW doubles coming to £3.00. I think it's fair value but you won't get a big return.

"earr Mate -how many laps are there in this next race?"-"scuse me Mister-how many more races are there before we can Part-A?"
These were some of the many questions i was asked this evening,(interrupting my intense paddock analysis in the process)-because yes -it was Abba Night at Uttoxeter,with many of the packed crowd not seemingly all that bothered about watching our four legged heroes, but have simply attended for the Abba Tribute band afterwards.
I understand it is now 50 years Since Abba won the Eurovision song contest with Waterloo-and this evening there was a competition for those who dressed up in their favourite Abba Gear.
Unfortunately i was around to remember Waterloo all those years ago,and i'm pretty sure that the Abba i saw back then didn't have Men whose belly's stuck out from under their shirts,or had more chins than a Chinese Telephone Directory,or ladies who had voices more attuned to "wandering Sty" than "Dancing Queen",but it all added to the good natured fun on the night.
What interested me more than our teenage yesterdays though was an organisation on course today called "Home Run Hounds" who are a homing centre who specialise in finding homes for retired Racing greyhounds.
Now please accept my apologies if i am not allowed to advertise on here,but i am sure we all agree what a fantastic cause this non profit organisation is.Owners buy Greyhounds to race,but then don't want them when they become injured or just too old to to be of use-so what happens to them then?.
Thankfully organisations like this help save our canine friends from being put down,but they have far too many dogs on the waiting list to come in,than they can move on.These volunteers are passionate about their cause but need all the help they can get,hence why i am mentioning it here.Apparently you can pay thousands for a puppy nowadays,but for just £200 you can adopt a pedigree ex-racer who would make a fantastic pet.
Greyhounds have a relaxed nature and their short coats need minimal grooming and have no odour. They are generally seen as friendly with other canines and are one of the most healthiest breeds of Dog.Two 30 minute walks a day is all the exercise they need.
So if you could give a loving home for one of these dogs,or even have just a mild interest,please check out their website www.homerunhounds.co.uk, they would love to hear from you.
 
As our fleet footed friends would undoubtedly say (if they could talk)- "Honey i'm still free- "Take a Chance On Me"

Half of them did well...

Half of them did well...

I reckon this one has good chances...

I got a pound back.

I think a lot of favourites might win. But I'm trying these ones...

Strewth! This was all right!

I think a lot of favourites might win. But I'm trying these ones...

Strewth! This was all right!

Strewth! This was all right!

I got 95p back for Familar Dreams, 11/2 win.

Lucky15Ref: 377794592 4 Selections
2. Rock Hunter - 9/4Winner - 13:10 Ascot   3. Coltrane - 3/1Winner - 14:15 Ascot   6. Giselles Defence - 5/1Winner - 15:15 Pontefract   8. Kuwait City - 4/1Winner - 16:00 Ascot Stake£ 1.50 Potential Returns£ 89.15

I'm not confident with these horses. 
See if anything happens....

I was lucky at Punchestown...

Mostly at Punchestown.
 

I'm not confident with these horses. 
See if anything happens....

I was lucky at Punchestown...