GaF Posted February 11, 2008 Posted February 11, 2008 http://www.paddypower.com/email/poker/newsletter/cnt_title2.jpg height=22>Paddy Doll My best friend is in my pocket.... If you can't get your hands on a hot kinky auld wan for your Duurty Valentine, then why not just buy one instead? All you need to do is get a photo of the sexy sexagenarian's face and through the magic of computers and cloth you can have a mini mistress arriving in the post before you can say - "hey baby, want to get your coat?" Of course, if you aren't a pervert, you could always just get a mini doll of yourself or someone you know, they're pretty cool like... Upload a photograph of your desired face onto our new Paddy Doll and you'll have a friend for life! Paddy Dolls have mutilple uses: They bring you more luck by improving your poker playing strength. Improved social life - you will be the envy of all your mates... Improve your sex life - what you do in your spare time is up to you but we promise we won't judge you... Stress relief - you can bitch all you want about what is going on in your life without having to worry about being judged. Make your ex girlfriend/boyfriend jealous by showing them what it means to be in a meaningful relationship...*Please note: Paddy Dolls are not just a friend for Christmas or Valentine's - they're a friend for life. Quote
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