kevsul Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 Clipping from local rag>>> hope this works .. Does'nt read to good hope you can just make out what it says!! If not i will write it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocket Lady Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 Re: Poker Players!!! :lol:lol:lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevsul Posted March 12, 2006 Author Share Posted March 12, 2006 Re: Poker Players!!! Regarding above post; 1= Spot the punter who doesn't know when to quit: Sweating middle aged man saying "Just one more bet" to hhimself in a corner of the casino. 2= Spot the card shark: Wears long sleeves,dark glasses and an earpiece to receive instructions 3= Spot the poker beginner: Says little all night and thenwhoops for jor joy when dealt a royal flush 4= Spot the amateur: Shakes with nerves when bluffing, fiddles with cards to hide anxiety and pitches in his house keys as a bet. 5= Spot the complusive gambler: Is always asking to borrow money for a "dead cert" wager 6= Spot the over-confident player: His girlfrien has just hit himover the head after she was offered as astake in a poker game. And if some one asks you where the craps table is , do not be offended, they are only asking for directions to the dice game.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
premierblade Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 Re: Poker Players!!! Amazing.....'DOUBLE HELPING OF FINES FOR LITTERBUG' :eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valiant23 Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 Re: Poker Players!!! Amazing.....'DOUBLE HELPING OF FINES FOR LITTERBUG' :eyes :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelskired Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 Re: Poker Players!!! OK then, as no one else seems to want to start i'll go first............. 1= Spot the punter who doesn't know when to quit: Sweating middle aged man saying "Just one more bet" to hhimself in a corner of the casino. Probably someone who shouts "NEXT!" everytime he knocks someone out. 2= Spot the card shark: Wears long sleeves,dark glasses and an earpiece to receive instructions. GotaFancy...........but doesn't listen to the Instructions!!!! :tongue2 3= Spot the poker beginner: Says little all night and then whoops for jor joy when dealt a royal flush. 4= Spot the amateur: Shakes with nerves when bluffing, fiddles with cards to hide anxiety and pitches in his house keys as a bet. CHELSKIRED!!!!!!!!! FACT! :$ 5= Spot the complusive gambler: Is always asking to borrow money for a "dead cert" wager 6= Spot the over-confident player: His girlfriend has just hit him over the head after she was offered as a stake in a poker game. Step forward................Mr. VALIANT23 :lol I'll leave the others to the rest of you.........While i get running and a good headstart:rollin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePro19 Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 Re: Poker Players!!! Have you got the quiz page? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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