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Re: FHM Top 100 bird Yeah, it sugggests somebody from FHM or Keeley's camp knows something. I don't think Keeley's that popular but as Carl said when I put it up elsewhere this morning, it's probably something to keep Keeley's profile up before The Sun shift their attentions elsewhere to their next sensation. Every other FHM poll in the world will probably have oooh, Jessica Alba or some other girl-of-the-moment but the UK edition will pick somebody different because FHM UK can get them to do a magazine shoot (couldn't get Angelina Jolie last year y'see). Kelly Brook's probably too busy sunning herself alongside Billy Zane and everyone else in contention are probably too expensive, don't justify the title or don't want to do it. Looks like a classic sting in effect and if it's landed, well done.

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Re: FHM Top 100 bird Paddy Power go odds-on at 4/5 now! :eek Have these shysters never heard of Skybet! :lol Just to prove the lemming theory, I've put £50 over at Skybet at odds of 7/4 on Keeley winning this (Skybet love me and my money they do....they'll allow me up to £80! WOOH!!). Skybet have seen money on Kelly Brook though and it seems Paddy's haven't. Either a huge PR of a red herring or a huge gamble has been landed. I'm going to be annoyed if Keeley doesn't win now. :@

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Re: FHM Top 100 bird I think traditionally the info gets leaked to the tabloids around the end of April, a few days before the new issue gets sent out to newsagents in May when it's time for the June issue (don't ask, it's a publishing thing). Watch the UK go for Keeley and everywhere else go for someone like Jessica Alba (it happened last year when the UK went for Kelly Brook whilst every other mag had Angelina Jolie).

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Re: FHM Top 100 bird Hmmm. Won't be long now but I do think it'll be more like late April when the news is leaked as the new issue's only out in the shops now. Hope it ain't a red herring and that it's someone else instead. :hope Watch out for late money from those in the know particularly the hacks from FHM who can't resist a bet. They'll force Paddy's and Skybet to shut the market 'early'.

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Re: FHM Top 100 bird FHM US have put this as their top ten: 1) Scarlett Johanssen 2) Anjelina Jolie 3) Jessica Alba 4) Jessica Simpson 5) Keira Knightley 6) Halle Berry 7) Jenny McCarthy 8) Maria Sharapova 9) Carmen Electra 10) Teri Hatcher ....I'd be stunned if the FHM UK top ten resembles anything like this list. Will be very surprised if Scarlett Johansson is going to do an FHM photoshoot. http://home.businesswire.com/portal/site/google/index.jsp?ndmViewId=news_view&newsId=20060327005763&newsLang=en ....Scarlett Johansson into 10/1 over at Skybet. Skybet market leaders: * Keeley 1/2 * Kelly Brook 9/4 * Cheryl Tweedy 5/2 * Jessica Alba/Angelina Jolie/Scarlett Johansson 10/1 * Sarah Harding/Keira Knightley 12/1 * Rachel Weisz 14/1 * Eva Longoria/Rachel Stevens/Sienna Milller 25/1 * Chantelle 40/1 * Beyonce Knowles/Jessica Simpson 50/1 Others: * Halle Berry/Maria Sharapova 80/1 * Teri Hatcher 125/1 Why do I have this feeling that I've spunked £50!? :@ :wall :puke

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Re: FHM Top 100 bird She's a lovely gal with classical film star looks much like Keira Knightley or Natalie Portman. She's not too fat and she's not too thin as well which is always nice but my Lord, her lips! OOOH!! :tongue2 :loon I will be stunned as though I'd been sucker-punched if Scarlett Johansson is voted number one in FHM UK's poll though.

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Re: FHM Top 100 bird It's what sells periodicals though (there are some right chavs out there who have no taste). Just bumping it up because voting's over today so we should hear about it (probably leaked through to The Sun especially if Keeley wins) pretty soon between now and a week-and-a-half before the next issue with the Top 100 hits the shops.

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Re: FHM Top 100 bird

fat bitches like Charlotte church
Post a picture of your wife/girlfriend if indeed you have one. Although she is not to many a mans taste, she is hardly a fat bitch.
It's what sells periodicals though (there are some right chavs out there who have no taste)
Yep, thats why she got the vote's. Would be interested to see your taste in women though :D
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Re: FHM Top 100 bird My top 10? Changes are intermittent but these gals are usually amongst my top twenty. 1. Adriana Lima 2. Laetitia Casta 3. Luba Hegre 4. Monica Bellucci 5. Jennifer Garner 6. Milla Jovovich 7. Zhang Ziyi 8. Stacy Kiebler 9. Elle MacPherson 10. Liv Tyler Notable mentions: Salma Hayek, Beyonce Knowles and Catherine Zeta-Jones. Comparing a mere slip of a girl like Charlotte Church to any of these ladies in any meaningful way means you're insane, mister! :eek EDIT: You haven't been stalking Charlotte Church have you!? :lol :rollin 0,,2006171260,00.jpghttp://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006170576,00.html

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Re: FHM Top 100 bird KEIRA KNIGHTLEY WINS!! :cry :puke Keeley was second, Scarlett Johansson was third, Angelina Jolie fourth and Kelly Brook fifth (beyonce Knowles seventh and Maria Sharapova fifty-sixth). This makes no sense. Keira Knightley's going to do an FHM UK cover? :@ You stupid ****wits at FHM. :wall The top 100: 1. Keira Knightley 2. Keeley Hazell 3. Scarlett Johansson 4. Angelina Jolie 5. Kelly Brook 6. Cheryl Tweedy 7. Beyonce Knowles 8. Evangeline Lilly 9. Jessica Alba 10. Jessica Simpson 11. Billie Piper 12. Sienna Miller 13. Lindsay Lohan 14. Rachel Stevens 15. Sarah Harding 16. Jennifer Love Hewitt 17. Halle Berry 18. Jennifer Aniston 19. Fearne Cotton 20. Eva Longoria 21. Mischa Barton 22. Elisha Cuthbert 23. Kate Beckinsale 24. Hayley Parsons 25. Eva Mendes 26. Charlize Theron 27. Kara Tointon 28. Rachel Bilson 29. Tanya Robinson 30. Holly Willoughby 31. Jennifer Ellison 32. Gemma Atkinson 33. Hilary Duff 34. Paris Hilton 35. Lucy Pinder 36. Brittany Murphy 37. Tera Patrick 38. Christina Aguilera 39. Lisa Snowdon 40. Charlotte Church 41. Tara Reid 42. Victoria Silvstedt 43. Jennifer Lopez 44. Maggie Grace 45. Coleen McLoughlin 46. Kate Bosworth 47. Michelle Marsh 48. Natalie Portman 49. Nicole Scherzinger 50. Chantelle Houghton 51. Natalie Pike 52. Jaime Pressly 53. Tina O’Brien 54. Brooke Burke 55. Nadine Coyle 56. Maria Sharapova 57. Nikki Sanderson 58. Charlotte Marshall 59. Jennifer Garner 60. Anna Kournikova 61. Kristen Kreuk 62. Lady Isabella Hervey 63. Holly Valance 64. Natalie Oxley 65. Joss Stone 66. Kimberley Walsh 67. Kayleigh Pearson 68. Sophie Howard 69. Fergie (Black Eyed Peas) 70. Heidi Klum 71. Sarah Michelle Gellar 72. Pamela Anderson 73. Sammy Winward 74. Naomi Watts 75. Kirsty Gallacher 76. Cameron Diaz 77. Roxanne Pallett 78. Myleene Klass 79. Katie Holmes 80. Gisele Bundchen 81. Teri Hatcher 82. Reese Witherspoon 83. Gwen Stefani 84. Nicola Roberts 85. Adele Silva 86. Rebecca Romijn 87. Kate Moss 88. Carmen Electra 89. Rachel McAdams 90. Myfanwy Waring 91. Roxanne McKee 92. Jenna Jameson 93. Jessica Biel 94. Kate Middleton 95. Josie Maran 96. Emma Griffiths 97. Joanna Krupa 98. Denise Van Outen 99. Rosario Dawson 100. Sofia Vergara

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Re: FHM Top 100 bird Trust me guys, there's been some real bad play by certain folks i.e. the judge who picks the winner. Let's just say he had a change of heart and got cold feet!! Keeley had her winners photo shoot done a while back. Three people even got paid out in Streatham at Paddy Power on this FOR KEELEY! Alas skybet weren't so generous for me. Thank God I kept my stake small.

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Re: FHM Top 100 bird Desperate Housewives, fella although she's far away from the pedigree that won her the FHm title ten years or so ago.. I'm guessing the people staffing Paddy Power in Streatham got fooled when Keeley was voted sexiest Page 3 girl in late Match/early April and didn't look closer. Looks like a lot of punters got stitched up but the judge (I'm guessing the editor) filled his boots. Who the fook voted for Keira Knightley? ....it's some weird FHM/Vanity Fair conspiracy. Only £50 lost, could have been a lot worse. :(

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Re: FHM Top 100 bird Aye, aye, kick a fella when he's down. :cry :lol Alright, angle-shooter. :ok ....yeah, yeah when it's a 'public' vote, these kind of things are definitely open to manipulation and this one is almost certainly rigged (I assume ol' Grim has got the inside skinny. Say "Hello and fcuk you!" to FHM for me, Grim. :)). I'm gonna try and REALLY stay the fook away from Big Brother when that's out in a few weeks time. Fooking Endemol scum. :@ World Cup should be enough to distract me and if it isn't then I don't know what will! :\ :eek

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