Down on THE FARM the Porn King will rule...

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The Farm II is on tv again..Pretty dire bunch of z-list stars..(and to be honest a pretty dire show..) However..one man – nay legend – rises above the pile of obscure, desperate showbiz has-beens and wannabees.. Ron Jeremy – balding, fat, mostached Porn King surely is the man to beat. I snapped up the 12’s on Betfair at the beginning of the week and his price is tumbling but he is worth a dabble still.. Prices are (Paddy Power):- Mikey Green (5/2) – The token boyband inclusion for the teenage girls…Nice enough lad, but too much of the usual sameness you get in celeb reality shows…A danger but needs to gives his personailty a bit of an injection Ron Jeremy (7/2) of more later Keith Harris & Orville (5/1) – Eh??? Again he seems a bonding type who gets on well with folk, but he is a bit of a broody guy and I reckon he could become the Les Dennis of Celeb reality shows..Orville may be his saving grace but he aint gonna win.. Flavour Flav (6/1) Public Enemy Rapper will be around a while as he is a quirky type..Still he doesn’t seem to be particularly enjoying the English Farm scene.. <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comLionel Blair (13/2) – Most irritating guy on the show….Watching an extremely camp bloke trying to be the leader is amusing and annoying at the same time.. Emma B (7/1) – Fit model – seems to be friendly enough with everyone and up for the challenge – could go far.. Emma Noble (11/1) – As the above Emma, but without the charisma Dave Morgan (12/1) – A nobody who used to date a soap star..Enough said Charlene Tilton (20/1) – Former Dallas star the ‘poisoned dwarf’ has no chance.. Ciccolena (25/1) – Porn starlet/Italian MP…Lets just say no… You cannot look beyond Ron Jeremy – Highly amusing and charismatic, he seems to be liked by all.. Dangers are Mikey and Emma B

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Re: Down on THE FARM the Porn King will rule... There are various theories as to who could possibly win. The bookies and some on the Betfair forum think Mikey Green will win because of the teen vote (he's the only one who can possibly be attracting the teeny girls' votes). I'm convinced Keith Harris will win as he seems like a good sort and an 'everyman' that doesn't get in anyone's way and is alright for a laugh but now am kinda switching to your way of thinking about him doing a Les Dennis. ....you have to remember that last year the winner was Jeff Brazier, runner-up was Vanilla Ice and third was Rebecca Loos. http://realitytv-info.com/the-farm.php Applying it to this year's edition it could be Mikey Green, Ron Jeremy and Emma B who are the final three. I'm rooting for Keith Harris to win though. ========== In other reality TV show betting news: Paddy Power are never afraid to chance their arm in being first (even if some complain about low limits) and have put up odds for Big Brother 6 and there's already been plunges that have meant that odds have been suspended on some markets: * First contestant to be evicted to be female at I assume, 4/6. ....not a bad shot as all five series have had a female out first. * First Snog (French Kiss) to be between two girls in the 1st week at I assume, 10/1 or more. ....maybe someone in the production team knows something and bet on it. There's also Celebrity Love Island starting on Monday on ITV1 which might suffer the fate of Celebrity Wrestling and be cancelled with in a coupla weeks (will probably be morbidly interesting viewing). Abi Titmuss and Fran Cosgrove are favourites to be the last female and last male. Other reality show events to look out for during the summer drought: The made-for-Sky-TV event, Celebrity Ryder Cup. :cow