Grand National Sweepstake

[Aykay1]

This is the email I am sending to my office on Thursday (it's a shocker, I know). Any other dodgy pun suggestions that I can incorporate? :) --------------------------------- Hay all you stallions and fillies!

It’s the Grand National this Saturday and in order to stirrup some competition, I have with unbridled delight, set up a sweepstake.

To take part, you will be saddled with a £2 entry fee and the prizes at steak will be split as follows:

1^st: £40 2^nd: £25 3^rd: £10 4^th: £5

Of course, the mane thing is taking part though.

So don’t have a mare - have a go! You’d be a foal not to.

(Sorry for the lame puns. I oat to know better. I hope no-one took a fence)