Bookmaker Laughs

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Everybody has stood in a bookies and every now and then you cant help but take in what is being said this is a few funny bits of banter ive took in. 2 guys standing one day one says to the other who are Scotland playing this week ? his mate says Iceland, what about their next game ? without a bat of the eyelids he turns and says somerfield. Another 2 guys standing one night punting on the dogs, his mate says are we going out the night, i he says but am feeling mega weak and have nae energy tae dae shit, hows that his mate asks, ive no eaten in 3 days he says, 3 days his mate says, i yesterday, today, and tomorrow. One old guy standing one day shouting up at the big tv screen, 50 inch plasma, ''kick it on ya f***ing clown'' ah come on your ''NO'' even F***ing trying look over you shoulder ya F***ing muppet, come on ''WHERES THE LINE WHERES THE F***ING LINE ? magic just got it, thank F**k for that says to me with a wee slap on my arm, it was in the morning racing had not started, yipp it was PORTMAN PARK.

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Re: Bookmaker Laughs ''OK'' this is nothing to do with racing but a few years ago a girl i knew had to do a paper on religion, sex, & mystery and it had to be as short as possible. She won it with writing- Oh God am pregnant who done it.