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** Poker Tuesday 15th January **


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** Poker Tuesday 15th January **  

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Re: ** Poker Tuesday 15th January **

Ever heard of back seat drivers? How about back seat poker players? To mix metaphors, sometimes Mr Col is like a parrot sitting on your shoulder. Squawks included: Sharp intake of breath followed by 'I wouldn't have done that in early position' 'You folded KJ suited?????' 'Should've raised more than that but you got away with it this time' 'You did it again! That was lucky!' 'Aren't you going for a steal with that?' Oh well - must go and prepare his birdseed for breakfast.
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:lol:lol:lol just trying to imagine a parrot in a Colchester shirt wearing long white socks and sandals
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Re: ** Poker Tuesday 15th January ** language!!!! reminds me of another parrot:lol So there's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor - I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for 5 minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's fowl mouth is driving him crazy. One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!". But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever. Then the guy gets mad and says, "OK for you!" and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet. This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of invective that would make a veteran sailor blush. At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer. For the first few seconds there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly gets_very_quiet. At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door. The bird calmly climbs onto the man's out-stretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on.". The man is astounded. He can't understand the transformation that has come over the parrot. Then the parrot says, "By the way, pardon me for asking, but what did the chicken do?".

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