msaban Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 The following is an extract from a thread on an American forum, posted by a pokerstars player - I think kmballer1111 is on washing up duty tonight :lol f you lousaban, you fked this tourney all up Okay, the hand itself sucks. I did not want to call this guy's all in but he was doing it like every other hand and I figured if he was playing his usual Q9 suited and J 10 hands I might have a shot. I ended up getting his chips, but what he said after was funny: PokerStars Game #6814279195: Tournament #34146882, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2006/10/29 - 10:11:13 (ET) Table '34146882 123' 9-max Seat #9 is the button Seat 1: kmballer1111 (1230 in chips) Seat 2: phane92 (3220 in chips) Seat 3: holmes304 (2775 in chips) Seat 4: Floor Dr. (1150 in chips) Seat 5: lousaban (4470 in chips) Seat 6: hunt1 (1830 in chips) Seat 7: hap6768 (3470 in chips) Seat 8: nonebeter (750 in chips) Seat 9: bretzky24 (645 in chips) kmballer1111: posts small blind 75 phane92: posts big blind 150 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to holmes304 [Ac Jc] holmes304: calls 150 Floor Dr.: folds lousaban: folds hunt1: folds hap6768: folds nonebeter: folds bretzky24: folds kmballer1111: raises 1050 to 1200 phane92: folds holmes304: raises 1050 to 2250 kmballer1111: calls 30 and is all-in *** FLOP *** [Qs 7c 8d] *** TURN *** [Qs 7c 8d] [As] *** RIVER *** [Qs 7c 8d As] [4s] *** SHOW DOWN *** kmballer1111: shows [Kh Jh] (high card Ace) holmes304: shows [Ac Jc] (a pair of Aces) holmes304 collected 2610 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 2610 | Rake 0 Board [Qs 7c 8d As 4s] Seat 1: kmballer1111 (small blind) showed [Kh Jh] and lost with high card Ace Seat 2: phane92 (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 3: holmes304 showed [Ac Jc] and won (2610) with a pair of Aces Seat 4: Floor Dr. folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 5: lousaban folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 6: hunt1 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: hap6768 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: nonebeter folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 9: bretzky24 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) kmballer1111 [observer]: GOD DAMD Dealer: Starting new hand: #6814287486 Dealer: holmes304 posts small blind 75 Dealer: Floor Dr. posts big blind 150 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards kmballer1111 [observer]: *** U LOUSBAN Dealer: lousaban folds Dealer: hunt1 folds kmballer1111 [observer]: U FKED THIS TOURNY ALL UP Dealer: hap6768 folds lousaban: lol holmes304: lol Dealer: nonebeter raises 300 to 450 Dealer: bretzky24 folds Dealer: phane92 folds Dealer: holmes304 folds Dealer: Floor Dr. folds Dealer: Game #6814287486: nonebeter wins pot (375) Dealer: Starting new hand: #6814293124 Dealer: Floor Dr. posts small blind 75 Dealer: lousaban posts big blind 150 Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards holmes304: it's too early for me to comment on that one\ Dealer: hunt1 folds Dealer: hap6768 raises 150 to 300 Dealer: nonebeter folds Dealer: bretzky24 folds Dealer: nutzy9999 folds Dealer: phane92 calls 300 Dealer: holmes304 folds Dealer: Floor Dr. folds Dealer: lousaban folds Dealer: Dealing Flop: [9s 7d 9h] Dealer: nutzy9999 has returned Dealer: hap6768 bets 300 Dealer: phane92 folds Dealer: Game #6814293124: hap6768 wins pot (825) holmes304: thx lou for ruining the tourney Dealer: hap6768 doesn't show hand Dealer: Starting new hand: #6814299336 lousaban: your welcome this might be what the player was referring to: PokerStars Game #6814044124: Tournament #34146882, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2006/10/29 - 09:41:32 (ET) Table '34146882 123' 9-max Seat #6 is the button Seat 1: kmballer1111 (2575 in chips) Seat 2: steelhorse55 (1230 in chips) Seat 3: holmes304 (2150 in chips) Seat 4: Floor Dr. (1975 in chips) Seat 5: lousaban (1470 in chips) Seat 6: hunt1 (1660 in chips) Seat 7: mulehead126 (370 in chips) Seat 8: nonebeter (720 in chips) Seat 9: bretzky24 (2810 in chips) mulehead126: posts small blind 25 nonebeter: posts big blind 50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to holmes304 [8c 6c] bretzky24: folds kmballer1111: raises 50 to 100 steelhorse55: folds holmes304: folds Floor Dr.: folds lousaban: calls 100 hunt1: folds mulehead126: folds nonebeter: calls 50 *** FLOP *** [Jc 7d As] nonebeter: checks kmballer1111: checks lousaban: bets 250 nonebeter: folds kmballer1111: raises 250 to 500 lousaban: calls 250 *** TURN *** [Jc 7d As] [8d] kmballer1111: bets 450 lousaban: raises 420 to 870 and is all-in kmballer1111: calls 420 *** RIVER *** [Jc 7d As 8d] [Kc] *** SHOW DOWN *** kmballer1111: shows [Ah Jh] (two pair, Aces and Jacks) lousaban: shows [Ks Ad] (two pair, Aces and Kings) lousaban collected 3065 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 3065 | Rake 0 Board [Jc 7d As 8d Kc] Seat 1: kmballer1111 showed [Ah Jh] and lost with two pair, Aces and Jacks Seat 2: steelhorse55 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: holmes304 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: Floor Dr. folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 5: lousaban showed [Ks Ad] and won (3065) with two pair, Aces and Kings Seat 6: hunt1 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: mulehead126 (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 8: nonebeter (big blind) folded on the Flop Seat 9: bretzky24 folded before Flop (didn't bet) PokerStars Game #6814051648: Tournament #34146882, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2006/10/29 - 09:42:29 (ET) Table '34146882 123' 9-max Seat #7 is the button Seat 1: kmballer1111 (1105 in chips) Seat 2: steelhorse55 (1230 in chips) Seat 3: holmes304 (2150 in chips) Seat 4: Floor Dr. (1975 in chips) Seat 5: lousaban (3065 in chips) Seat 6: hunt1 (1660 in chips) Seat 7: mulehead126 (345 in chips) Seat 8: nonebeter (620 in chips) Seat 9: bretzky24 (2810 in chips) nonebeter: posts small blind 25 bretzky24: posts big blind 50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to holmes304 [8s 6h] kmballer1111 said, "BULL****" kmballer1111 said, "KDLFAD';G'F'FDSAG" kmballer1111 said, "'" kmballer1111 said, "G" kmballer1111 said, "I NEW IT WAS FKING COMEING" kmballer1111: folds steelhorse55: folds holmes304: folds Floor Dr.: folds good morning! 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slapdash Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 Re: Not just me then... kmballer1111 said, "KDLFAD';G'F'FDSAG" You can't argue with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valiant23 Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 Re: Not just me then... :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lou saban Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 Re: Not just me then... im convinced kmballer is mike, its the only way he can get away with saying such things , even though i he thinks it most the time :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jones12345 Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 Re: Not just me then... I'm sure your right lou about mike and his many aliases. Everytime u go out hes in your wardrobe seeing what he can wear next :spank ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msaban Posted October 29, 2006 Author Share Posted October 29, 2006 Re: Not just me then... I'm sure your right lou about mike and his many aliases. Everytime u go out hes in your wardrobe seeing what he can wear next :spank ;) I dont see you complaining big boy :eek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jones12345 Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 Re: Not just me then... A good job the wife dont read owt on here :tongue2 :tongue2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikerowe Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Re: Not just me then... Now that made me laugh. A lot. :lol It takes a special kind of person to get people that wound up :notworthy It's normally me who does that though... Hehehe. Nice one Lou. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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