GaF Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Paddy Powers valentines promotions - especially interesting are $1000 freeroll at 8pm (375 in so far!! - limited to 999) and $1000 added to winner at 9pm ($1 + $0 entry)...... Clearly the long hours and sleepless nights have turned our once happy poker team in to a bunch of beady-eyed, pessimistic, half-witted cynics. These people, who once created fantabulous promotions such as Red Hot Poker Week, I can’t believe it’s not Poker and Honey I’ve shrunk the Poker have crossed the axis of evil and turned to the dark side of poker marketing. So ditch your bitch and/or give your dick the flick (no, no NO! Not like that) and get playing with thousands of other hate-filled crankies to celebrate the St. Valentines Massacre, see below for more. » All Day - "You’re Dumped" Hand Promotion$50 to any winning hand with the hole card king of clubs and nine of spades. » 7:00am - The Black Rose Breakfast SpecialA variety of questions dedicated to this dark day. The last question of this to be the ‘Broken Heart Question’ The correct answer wins a crate of beer or cash equivalent ($50). » 11:00am - $1000 Kramer vs. Kramer BountyKnock 1 bounty out and receive $100; knock both bounties out a win a massive $1000. Bounty tournament $3500 Guar’t’d rebuy. » 3:00pm - $1000 Brad and Jennifer BountyKnock 1 bounty out and receive $100; knock both bounties out a win a massive $1000. Bounty tournament $5000 Guar’t’d rebuy. » 7:00pm - The Valentines Day Massacre Quiz9 Crimes of Passion Questions - $20 Each 1 Lovers Macabre Question – Selection of DVD’s and CD’s to enjoy on those lonely nights. » 8:00pm - "Unrequited Bluff $1000 Giveaway"$0 Entry $0 Buy in even if nobody else loves you PPP does! THIS WILL FILL - Register Early!! » 9:00pm - "They Took Everything MTT"$1000 added to the winner. $1 (no fee) rebuy with a normal payout structure – the winner will receive an additional $1000. » 11:40pm - $1000 Bobbit BountyKnock 1 bounty out and receive $100; knock both John and Loretta out and win a massive $1000. Bounty tournament $10,000 Guar’t’d rebuy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hayward2k Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: Paddy Power "Give your dick the flick" Nice one GAF! :ok Another Poker software to add to the library. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaF Posted February 14, 2006 Author Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: Paddy Power "Give your dick the flick" If you already have tribeca software installed, you may have to contact live help to convert your account into a real money account - however they are quite flexible I believe....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hayward2k Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: Paddy Power "Give your dick the flick" Yeah I gave them a ring a suprisingly chirpy (for this time of the morning) Irish man sorted it out for me. I notice that as you say above it uses the same software as Blue Square and VC. I still havn't chosen a regular poker haunt after leaving Blue Square the other week and with the fairly easily accessable $101 signup bonus that Paddy offer I may choose them. Assuming that STT's count towards player points like on BlueSq. But first do you know how efficient their withdrawl system is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaF Posted February 14, 2006 Author Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: Paddy Power "Give your dick the flick" I haven't a clue I'm afraid ...... I can't recall having ever played there before - just happen to have the software and be on their mailing list :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hayward2k Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: Paddy Power "Give your dick the flick" Well I deposited £15 because it said I had to be a cash player to enter the freeroll. So i did so with the intention of withdrawing it back straight away, but me being unable to stick to a plan I decided to have a dabble on the 0.50/1 NL tables. Managed to boost the bankroll up to £47 in 10 minutes. :) Theres nothing like a good first impression so I think I will make this place my new poker home. :ok Now time for sleep. :zzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hayward2k Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: Paddy Power "Give your dick the flick" Hmmm it all looked so rosey until I stumbled accross this - At the recommendation of our poker software provider, we have adopted procedures that are designed to eliminate fraud and money laundering. Conmsequently, profits arising from poker sessions are not returned immediately, but are held for 72 hours before they are credited to your Paddy Power account balance. During this period, the held funds are available for further poker sessions but not for other forms of betting, gaming or withdrawal. Please note that the figure displayed in your Paddy Power account balance does NOT include funds that are in a held status. :@ :@ :@ :@ :@ :@ Guess I won't be living here then after all. Homeless again :cry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masterplan Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: Paddy Power "Give your dick the flick" i still play where i started, and all because of maxim, VCpoker, i like the look and feel of the software, the quick cashing facilities and the action points freerolls. always people on the tables and plenty of noobs to take cash off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedonist Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: Paddy Power "Give your dick the flick" Paddy power did a survey of poker players, some interesting questions and results Would you rather have mind blowing sex or play heads up poker with the winner going to the WSOP. Result - Poker of course (69% in Britain) :loon Full survey here: http://www.paddypowerpoker.com/media-suite/ you need adobe to read it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valiant23 Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: Paddy Power "Give your dick the flick" P-Lady is 'flicking the dick' big time!!!!!!!!!!! :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin 9th outta 32 left! PL CHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valiant23 Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: Paddy Power "Give your dick the flick" 21 left.................. :hope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaF Posted February 14, 2006 Author Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: Paddy Power "Give your dick the flick" Keep going Mrs V :ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocket Lady Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaF Posted February 14, 2006 Author Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: Paddy Power "Give your dick the flick" Well done Sam :clap :clap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brael Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: Paddy Power "Give your dick the flick" P-Lady is 'flicking the dick' big time!!!!!!!!!!! must resist the need to make a sordid comment... must resist... RESIST! :lol :lol :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brael Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: Paddy Power "Give your dick the flick" WP PL... :clap I would take a result like that right now too... I've blown more than half the profit I made in the first week of February! :cry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaF Posted February 14, 2006 Author Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: Paddy Power "Give your dick the flick" Resistance is futile........you will be assimilated......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valiant23 Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: Paddy Power "Give your dick the flick" must resist the need to make a sordid comment... must resist... RESIST! :lol :lol :lol Nah go on mate knock yourself out.;) Saves me the trouble.:lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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