comedy table talk

[danno375]

Just a quick thread about the things that you see on tables that makes you smile, or even pull your hair out at the stupidity of some people. Feel free to type whatever made you laugh. My initial post is one that perhaps belongs in the bad beat thread but it was the way the morons considered their play to be fantastic that caused me to laugh while they took my money! ok, doing well... plenty of chips and get dealt 10 10. moron #1 raises 2xbb i call. flop 7 high he bets i raise heavily. all in from him and a call from me. I think if he has bigger pair then fair play to him... only $10 game! He holds 7 8 suited. turn gives him an 8! i said nice hand but lucky. i got a stream of abuse about he had the best hand all the way through and that it would have taken a miracle to beat him!! i gave some back about people winning with luck etc. this carried on for a while and i am now short stacked. finally get dealt a reasonable hand and watched these two muppets call with nothing everytime. I get A 10. not brill but a sound hand with 3 players so all in. Still a reasonable bet so would only get a call from someone confident of their hand. Moron #1 folds and gives me a load of verbal. Moron # 2 has joined in giving me verbal and says...." shall i get rid of him?" I was thinking ...oooops!! has he got aa kk qq?? he abuses me some more and types bye with a j 9 offsuit! you can guess he hit a jack on the river. he then went on to say he loved playing people who couldn't play! As if his J9 was a dead cert! As I said.... could be in the bad beat/whinging thread but it was comical the way these two muppets thought they had a right to win the hands with very mediocre hands! Anyway.... see what you can come up with...doesn't have to be a hand related thing... just crap or very funny table talk Danno the $10 poorer punter!

[Galronix]

Re: comedy table talk

Just a quick thread about the things that you see on tables that makes you smile, or even pull your hair out at the stupidity of some people. Feel free to type whatever made you laugh. My initial post is one that perhaps belongs in the bad beat thread but it was the way the morons considered their play to be fantastic that caused me to laugh while they took my money! ok, doing well... plenty of chips and get dealt 10 10. moron #1 raises 2xbb i call. flop 7 high he bets i raise heavily. all in from him and a call from me. I think if he has bigger pair then fair play to him... only $10 game! He holds 7 8 suited. turn gives him an 8! i said nice hand but lucky. i got a stream of abuse about he had the best hand all the way through and that it would have taken a miracle to beat him!! i gave some back about people winning with luck etc. this carried on for a while and i am now short stacked. finally get dealt a reasonable hand and watched these two muppets call with nothing everytime. I get A 10. not brill but a sound hand with 3 players so all in. Still a reasonable bet so would only get a call from someone confident of their hand. Moron #1 folds and gives me a load of verbal. Moron # 2 has joined in giving me verbal and says...." shall i get rid of him?" I was thinking ...oooops!! has he got aa kk qq?? he abuses me some more and types bye with a j 9 offsuit! you can guess he hit a jack on the river. he then went on to say he loved playing people who couldn't play! As if his J9 was a dead cert! As I said.... could be in the bad beat/whinging thread but it was comical the way these two muppets thought they had a right to win the hands with very mediocre hands! Anyway.... see what you can come up with...doesn't have to be a hand related thing... just crap or very funny table talk Danno the $10 poorer punter!

I bet you that $10 they were American.