What's your favourite put-down line?

[ColU_FC]

When you have someone at your table, whether a player or observer, who is continually being abusive towards you, what is your favourite put-down line? Mine is: Do you know xxxxx, you are a prime candidate for a Darwin award. If they ask me what a Darwin award is, I tell them to Google it.

[Football-Tipper]

Re: What's your favourite put-down line? Usually I just knock em off the table and just as they are about to lose type.. TAXI!!!!!!!!!!