I bought the paper.
City and Liverpool 1-2, Chelsea and Spurs 3-4, Arsenal and United 5-6.
Promoted clubs going back down, with notable mentions for Brentford, Leeds and Southampton.
Top scorers: Haaland, Sterling
Handicap betting: Man City +0, Arsenal +21
Without big 6: West Ham and Brighton
Most Assists: Eriksen and TAA
Bottom on Christmas Day: Bournemouth
Saved you a fortune there!