andrewcalo Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 (edited) Here you go boys. 50p brings in thirty grand. Nice little bit of pocket money. It that comes in I'll be laughing lol p.s. personally I am going to opt for Protektor so if one of the results doesn't come in I'll get my stake back. Safe. Edited February 2, 2017 by andrewcalo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewcalo Posted February 2, 2017 Author Share Posted February 2, 2017 (edited) My reasoning - I know a fella who cleans the shitters in Huddersfield's grounds and he told me that they've taken extra staff on for tonights game so there's obviously something going on there. Aris Salonki are now 38 games without a win so statistically this cannot go on and they have to win at some point. Cameroon is a tip I got from a fella who works in the bus station and he is from Ethiopia so he would know. Edited February 2, 2017 by andrewcalo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevieDay1983 Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 @andrewcalo, you ok mate? It's starting to feel as if your sanity directly correlates with Swansea's Premier League status. I am concerned that if they do get relegated this season then it could be the end of your mental stability! P.s. The Cameroon tip-off sounds legit so hopefully that will come in! andrewcalo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewcalo Posted February 2, 2017 Author Share Posted February 2, 2017 3 hours ago, StevieDay1983 said: @andrewcalo, you ok mate? It's starting to feel as if your sanity directly correlates with Swansea's Premier League status. I am concerned that if they do get relegated this season then it could be the end of your mental stability! P.s. The Cameroon tip-off sounds legit so hopefully that will come in! YOU CAN LAUGH STEVE, BUT WHO'LL BE LAUGHING WHEN IT COMES GOOD EH? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevieDay1983 Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 3 minutes ago, andrewcalo said: YOU CAN LAUGH STEVE, BUT WHO'LL BE LAUGHING WHEN IT COMES GOOD EH? Haha, not the bookies!!! andrewcalo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewcalo Posted February 4, 2017 Author Share Posted February 4, 2017 lol I thought I had better put a bob or two on this just in case - my bookie would only allow 5 goals in the Huddersfield game and -1 on Cameroon. Cameroon won 2 nil and half time was 3-1 Huddersfield!!! That was the end result too. Needless to say, I wasn't laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevieDay1983 Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Any shit bets for us this week, @andrewcalo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewcalo Posted February 7, 2017 Author Share Posted February 7, 2017 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewcalo Posted February 8, 2017 Author Share Posted February 8, 2017 Not exactly a shit bet as I can't lose...spoke to a woman at Bwin last week who was new to the job and managed to convince her to give me great odds on a maybe market...I was laughing needless to say lol, though she won't be when she gets fired hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewcalo Posted February 21, 2017 Author Share Posted February 21, 2017 Does anyone know if Diego Costa's girlfriend is on the rag this week? Trying to figure out how many goals we can expect in the chelsea game last weekend in May. Cheers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevieDay1983 Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 12 hours ago, andrewcalo said: Does anyone know if Diego Costa's girlfriend is on the rag this week? Trying to figure out how many goals we can expect in the chelsea game last weekend in May. Cheers! Jesus Christ... hang on, I'll ask her... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewcalo Posted February 22, 2017 Author Share Posted February 22, 2017 I fancy Swansea this weekend. honestly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewcalo Posted February 23, 2017 Author Share Posted February 23, 2017 @StevieDay1983 any news? Just give me her number if you didn't manage to get hold of her I'll text her myself. Diego's unfriended me for some reason. Weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewcalo Posted February 23, 2017 Author Share Posted February 23, 2017 (edited) Ah it's alright @StevieDay1983 just spoke to her old girl. Sure enough, its like a Japanese flag down there. Costa red card! Thank me later. Edited February 23, 2017 by andrewcalo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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andrewcalo Posted March 27, 2017 Author Share Posted March 27, 2017 (edited) This weeks shit bet: Crystal Palace to beat Leicester -3 Word on the street is that keeper Schmeichel was involved in a wanking related incident the weekend in a Czech sex club and has completely fucked his right hand. There are people in Leicester who report to the tabloids so everyone is keeping quiet about it and he's forced to play to avoid the shame of it - he couldn't get an injunction as he was shagging the judges missus. He's also done his groin in. England to beat Lithuania -1. This one is nailed on. Everton to beat Liverpool. The docs in Great Ormond St have managed to save Coleman's leg and even better have built him back a new one using bionic tech. Expect many goals care of curling volleys from the halfway line and also I heard he can hypnotise people using new psionic powers that were a side effect of the operation so maybe some unexpected red cards against Liverpool and penalties for Everton. Total odds 23 to 1. Go big but you need to place the bets before last Sunday. Edited April 18, 2017 by andrewcalo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy2shoes Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 I don't often venture over these footie parts but the thread title did get my attention Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewcalo Posted April 1, 2017 Author Share Posted April 1, 2017 (edited) Wow. Cannot believe this weeks shit bet didn't work out. Hopefully next weeks shit bet will pay dividends. Apologies to whomever went big on this, Edited April 1, 2017 by andrewcalo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewcalo Posted April 17, 2017 Author Share Posted April 17, 2017 (edited) Back unto the breach once more, dear friends... So this week I have opted for a slightly more unorthodox approach - TO WIT - Pulled out the old ouija board and dimmed the lightbulb in my one bedroom. Lit a candle, put on Tubular Bells, and reached out beyond the veil ... Was hoping to get someone like George Best or Diego Maradonna on the line. Unfortunately ended up speaking to Jimmy Hill. No matter how I tried to steer the line of questioning, he kept on insisting I contact his brother about some sort of impending car crash he would do well to avoid. Anyway, that was no good so I shut him off as he was reading out a phone number, although I think I might have botched that too. I keep seeing something pointy poking through the curtains when the light is out. I'm being haunted by Jimmy Hill's chin. NOT funny. Second time lucky it wasn't - I ended up with the whole of the Chapecoense Colombian football team trying to get a word in. Not only that but I don't speak Portugese. So I shut that down pretty quick. Back on it now and praying for a decent result. Gary Speed popped up earlier and hasn't gone back yet. He's here somewhere, just hanging around... Edited April 19, 2017 by andrewcalo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sajtion Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 ha hah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewcalo Posted April 21, 2017 Author Share Posted April 21, 2017 Brighton -2 The boys have been drinking big time the last few nights in celebration and I took the opportunity to slip them some of my special batch of pills when they came knocking in the early hours. I'd be very surprised if half of them haven't died of a heart attack by now, they most definitely haven't needed to sleep at all. Expect them to be running round the pitch like Speedy Gonzalez and with the bad attitude of the Tazmanian Devil. Also value in betting on red cards - they must still have so much blood running to their heads I'd be very surprised if they don't get demoted from the Championship all the violence they are about to commit on poor unsuspecting Norwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewcalo Posted April 25, 2017 Author Share Posted April 25, 2017 Wolves to win the World Cup This bet is not available as yet it is a bit too early, but mark my words as the day is young, the rule changes have already been set up and as soon as Qatar get their stadiums built Wolverhampton Wanderers are all set to replace the Qatar national team on point. Lovely. If you can get the odds now last time I checked it was a whopping 70 to 1! Gary Lineker hat trick for Wolves in the World Cup in his upderpants. Also great odds on this a massive 110 to 2! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MysticMoron Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 (edited) i hope your not just guessing these tips calo? without one of these.. the industries tool for the job https://www.amazon.co.uk/Crystal-Ball-Wooden-Stand-5cm/dp/B00CPRL5DW/ref=sr_1_12?ie=UTF8&qid=1493541455&sr=8-12&keywords=crystal+ball 4 outa 5 stars on amazon reviews aint bad.. aah those trusty amazon reviews Edited April 30, 2017 by MysticMoron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysticMoron Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 or maybe we could try the hat method. put the teams into a hat and pick one to win one to bin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysticMoron Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 (edited) and if that dont work..plan C. we just gotta swap yes/no for united/swansea and contact an old sporting legend .. maybe start a tips website called 'alternative tips' ..$$$$ (i doubt many punters have tried this method yet???? anyone?) Edited April 30, 2017 by MysticMoron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysticMoron Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 the numbers on the board clearly setup for howmany goals Sir Puntalot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewcalo Posted May 26, 2017 Author Share Posted May 26, 2017 Hello gents here we are - end of another season and what a season it was for shit bets. Time for one more top quality shit bet and then you can all dig your own holes. ARSENAL v CHELSEA UTD Who will drink from the furry cup this year? Wenger has already handed in his resignation after receiving a job offer from Barcelona - little did he know that it was from Barcelona all stars a little league team in Venezuela. That will teach him for saying the size of his wages doesn't matter. I regularly give a reacharound to the bloke who cleans the shitters in Wembley and apparently HR for Chelsea mucked up royally and okayed the teams holiday requests a week early so they wont have a team tomorrow. BET - BTTS JUVENTUS v REAL MADRID Those sneaky Italians have been employing undercover moles to subtly dig under the goal posts in Cardiff at one end of the pitch and of course it's at the Spanish end so expect some comical Champions league final moments and much hilarity to ensue BET - Italian keeper to concuss himself on the crossbar by half time and BTTS ASTON VILLA v SPURS This is a pre-season friendly. Fill your boots gents! Happy holidays! Good night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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